{"id":14,"date":"2008-05-08T23:50:40","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T06:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2008-05-11T13:59:38","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T20:59:38","slug":"dont-mess-with-musicians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess with Musicians!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post is about musicians and the ex lovers they write about.<\/p>\n<p>Dating an artist is such an interesting experience, I think everyone should try it once. Artists are often unusual in appearance and outlook, and therefore offer a break from what may otherwise be a drab and unremarkable existence. <\/p>\n<p>I chose my wording carefully there, but I&#8217;ll emphasize my meaning: I said it will be <i>interesting<\/i>. I didn&#8217;t say it would necessarily be <i>good<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>In my opinion, a self-described artist is typically a delicate creature, with a nervous disposition and a fragile ego. Intimacy often compounds upon these traits, and makes for plenty of the kind of high drama that is too much for mere mortals. <\/p>\n<p>I would love to see the statistical data about the average duration of romantic entanglements among artists. I don&#8217;t suppose it&#8217;s very long, given the sheer volume of songs about break-ups.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a credible authority on artist psychology, but I&#8217;ve observed in the mainstream music world that there is a right way and a wrong way to date a musician.<\/p>\n<p>The wrong way is to date Alanis Morisette. <\/p>\n<p>I got a feeling that Alanis has done some damage to herself in the dating scene. Who wants to get involved with someone who brutally slammed her ex with a hit song on a Grammy-winning album? To be fair to Alanis, though, she was 18 when she wrote &#8220;You Oughta Know&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><i>Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes, no<br \/>\nAnd every time you speak her name<br \/>\nDoes she know how you told me you&#8217;d hold me<br \/>\nUntil you died, till you died<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re still alive<\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<p>And it also seemed like the subject, who also had the grave misfortune of being spelled out in the press, really deserved what he got.<\/p>\n<p>Along this thread, I think it would not be prudent to be a musician&#8217;s first lover. Like normal people, they will likely take inevitable break-up harder.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, when I hear &#8220;Foolish Games&#8221; by Jewel, I think that is possible to be a musician&#8217;s first love, and actually get <i>positive press<\/i> when you break her heart. <\/p>\n<p><i> You took your coat off<br \/>\nand stood in the rain.<br \/>\nYou were always crazy like that.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Huh. He sounds kind of spontaneous and fun. There&#8217;s more:<\/p>\n<p><i> You were always brilliant in the morning.<br \/>\n\tSmoking your cigarrettes and talking over coffee.<br \/>\n     Your philosphies on art, Baroque moved you, you loved Mozart.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>An intellectual (and a possible hint and sexual prowness)? I&#8217;m actually getting interested&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>You teach me all these things<br \/>\n \tThings that were daring, things that were clean<br \/>\n\tThings that knew what an honest dollar did mean.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You get the idea. Can you believe this? It sounds like Jewel is writing a personal ad that, as it turned out, conveniently rated high on the charts for a <i>very long time.<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And I hear her account of heartache and think to my self:<i> Wow, honey. That, um, really sucks, but I have every right to discover him on my own.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post is about musicians and the ex lovers they write about. Dating an artist is such an interesting experience, I think everyone should try it once. Artists are often unusual in appearance and outlook, and therefore offer a break from what may otherwise be a drab and unremarkable existence. I chose my wording carefully [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}