{"id":5,"date":"2008-04-25T01:51:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T08:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2009-08-30T11:45:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T18:45:10","slug":"time-to-carpet-bomb-my-kidneys-yay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Time To Carpet-Bomb My Kidneys, Yay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been crawling around my apartment like a sick cat since Wednesday. I&#8217;ve never had a UTI before, but there is no mistaking it when you get one.<\/p>\n<p>It started Tuesday, and I decided to hold off on my ride until the pain resolved. The next day, the infection spread to my kidneys and I was <i>not<\/i> having fun anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Virulent little fuckers. <\/p>\n<p>Now I get to squat in a bunker while I carpet-bomb my kidneys with antibiotics over the weekend. I&#8217;ve been doing a little reading, and apparently the drug I have is a pretty big gun. If I had E. coli, Gonorrhea, and Anthrax all at the same time, this drug would wipe them all out. Thanks, Jason.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll spare you any further details, and I won&#8217;t lecture you about all that &#8220;ounce of prevention&#8221; stuff. You know that. My whole training week is in the garbage, and I could have used the medicine money for a new set of tires.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been crawling around my apartment like a sick cat since Wednesday. I&#8217;ve never had a UTI before, but there is no mistaking it when you get one. It started Tuesday, and I decided to hold off on my ride until the pain resolved. The next day, the infection spread to my kidneys and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jighexadecimal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}